Let’s create a Central Weather Bank, run by a Board of Scientist appointed by the United Nations, accountable to no one, simply because they are the smartest people on the planet. Their charter will be to control greenhouse gas emissions through a variety of creative programs that they dream up, again, because they are the smartest folks. In addition to running a worldwide carbon exchange, they would siphon off enough in commissions to fund tinkering around with volcanic stimulation, geothermal vent damping, methane bed disruption, and all sorts of things that scientists envision to control the weather. It would be very similar to the way central bankers control the economy. What could go wrong? And who cares, it’s change we can believe in. Right?